they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD
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dooooooooooooooctoooooooooooooor:
dooooooooooooooctoooooooooooooor:
We where watching a movie in my class and when it was over the teacher turned on the lights and I’m looking around anD IM IN THE WRONG CLASS
There is only 20 minutes left I don’t know if I should leave or act like I mean to be here oh my god this is the worst day of my life I thought it was 4th period I guess it’s 5th
(Source: wearesorryfortheinconvenience, via chickentitsandtenders)
